The “Bail-Out” (Rip-Off) as described by Doctors

I got this in a forwarded email, and it was funny enough that I decided to share it “bloggy-style”!

Doctors’ Opinions of Financial Bail Out Package:

Allergists voted to scratch it.
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’
Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
But, in the end,
Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington…

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I am a logical, open-minded, liberal, progressive, radical, green, independent individual living in the heart of Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas, amongst apparently brainwashed conservative southern Baptist Republican zombies. I'm tired of the lies of the government and their media mouthpieces and their corporate masters. I'm tired of the cheating and the stealing and the killing. I'm ready for the future. But the only way we are going to fix things is to all band together and say NO MORE! We have to start punishing the rich white collar criminals as harshly as the poor black blue-collar criminals, if not more so. And I'm tired of cults (AKA religions). They are dangerous, divisive, and delusional. We should evolve past religions towards a global humanitarian ethics. We should move away from a new world order and get back to city states with local democracy, power, food, and water.

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