I got this in a forwarded email, and it was funny enough that I decided to share it “bloggy-style”!
Doctors’ Opinions of Financial Bail Out Package:
Allergists voted to scratch it.
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’
Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
But, in the end,
Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington…