Republican Hopefuls for 2012

Joe-Bob for President, 2012!

Joe-Bob for President, 2012!

Joe The Plumber has chosen Bob The Builder as his running mate for the Republican presidential nomination in the upcoming 2012 elections. Joe picked his VP hopeful because he shares the same small town values like plumbing and building. Together, these two average Joe-Bob Six-Packs will lay the pipes and bricks needed to make a Real/Pro America, even in those Fake/Anti American big cities. Joe-Bob 2012!

I am a logical, open-minded, liberal, progressive, radical, green, independent individual living in the heart of Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas, amongst apparently brainwashed conservative southern Baptist Republican zombies. I'm tired of the lies of the government and their media mouthpieces and their corporate masters. I'm tired of the cheating and the stealing and the killing. I'm ready for the future. But the only way we are going to fix things is to all band together and say NO MORE! We have to start punishing the rich white collar criminals as harshly as the poor black blue-collar criminals, if not more so. And I'm tired of cults (AKA religions). They are dangerous, divisive, and delusional. We should evolve past religions towards a global humanitarian ethics. We should move away from a new world order and get back to city states with local democracy, power, food, and water.

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One comment on “Republican Hopefuls for 2012
  1. Brendan says:

    Fuckin’ hilarious …U ROCK!

    Why don’t you run,…I’d vote


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Mark Baland

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